sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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