just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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