What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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