marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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