I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
she told me i tasted like america
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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