i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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