Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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