just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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