Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Everything about him screamed your future.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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