im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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