Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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