I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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