Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Randomize
