But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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