I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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