Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
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