omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
ttyl tear gas
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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