If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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