i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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