READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Four minutes until I can fart!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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