roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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