I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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