i dont even know how to be here
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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