is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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