ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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