Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
