Dual....:-)
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
one two three fourrrrnication!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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