apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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