just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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