one might say we're banned from that church
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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