do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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