i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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