It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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