He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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