Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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