Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I could fuck to npr.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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