Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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