The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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