This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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