i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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