Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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