Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
