I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
