yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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