I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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