perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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