Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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