I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My penis needs a shock collar
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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