Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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