Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
