But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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