I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
