you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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